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Originally Posted by The_AK
Doing studying, two dudes walk up and smile. Leave.
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Originally Posted by dhillon09
Sorry bro I was gonna come say hi but with every step I got closer to you .. the blood rushed into my penis more and more and before I knew it my brain was being seriously deprived of oxygen. My raging boner + the cardio vascular strain of moving my extremely out of shape 150 lb frame caused too much blood to diverge away from my brain ... what you saw me do to you was actually me having a very mild stroke. I'm sorry man ... this doesn't usually happen but when it does its very awkward ... I'm lying down on the couch on the bottom of WMC .. my friend thought quickly and gave me mouth to mouth while lying ontop of me on the couch, a bunch of girls from stats classed walked by, and in my stroke-induced haze I clearly heard them say "get a room, phaggots" ... now as I sit here in the couch, my shirt soaked in my friends testicular sweat (caused by him stressing out and trying to fiercely resuscitate me as fast as possible, while sitting ontop of my limp, dying body, on the couch in WMC) i can only think ... i can only think what could've been had I not had this condition, had I mustered up the courage to say hi to you. Alas, we shall never know, the friendship we could've had.
I wish he hadn't saved me. PS I think got bed bugs from this phucking couch. Gddamnit
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i was gonna come up and say
u are 1 ****ing cheeky **** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life
and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
too sick to study in public, first time being sick during the finals, damn pneumonia.