gf: omg bras are on sale
me: go and take a look then
gf: it's a little awkward with you though
me: no I don't mind, go ahead I'll just follow you
*walks by sexy lace corsets*
me: hey babe, will you wear one of these if I buy it for you
gf: yea I will, they look so cute and sexy
me: *inside*
