^^ She'll wear it once.. maybe twice.. then it stays in the dresser..
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Me: uh-oh..
GF: ..... what?
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhh... *sigh*
GF: ....... what.

Me: I farted.

GF: Great..
*5 minutes later.*
GF: ahhhhh..... *sigh*
Me: OH GAWD?!?! What did you eat?!?!
GF: Teehee.