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Originally Posted by Juwlzx
Me: Can I have some fun tonight.
Righty: Of course you can! Let me undress first.
Lefty: *Gasp* WtF bitch, I thought we were suppose to fuck tonite.
Me: ... honey... I can explain. After we have our 3 some.

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the virginity is strong within this one
LOLL i'm jk, it was tempting
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gf: omg can i put makeup on you
me: no
gf: can i do your eyebrows then?