Me: I want to lower my car and get some new rims
Gf: Why ? Whats the point, just leave it. And I like your rims now !
Me: Cause it'll look sexier and you didn't like my rims cause they were too dark
Gf:
After I lowered my car...
Me: Notice anything ?
Gf: About what ? I see bird shit on your car.
Me: I lowered it !
Gf: Oh...it looks the same. Can we get food now ?