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Originally Posted by Paradise240
Me: I want to lower my car and get some new rims
Gf: Why ? Whats the point, just leave it. And I like your rims now !
Me: Cause it'll look sexier and you didn't like my rims cause they were too dark
Gf: 
After I lowered my car...
Me: Notice anything ?
Gf: About what ? I see bird shit on your car.
Me: I lowered it !
Gf: Oh...it looks the same. Can we get food now ?
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Women just don't care to notice, haha... Other than my buddy's girlfriend who noticed his bike was taller once he got new tires.
Also:
(on the phone)
Me: So what have you been up to today?
Her: *long pause* Uh-huh, yeah.
Me: Wut?
Her: I know right?
Me: Have you heard a thing I've said?
Her: Sorry, my Sim wouldn't go to work. What's up?