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lols from forums

I see my Blizzard theme song got buried pretty hard:

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute to talk about D3
I'll tell you how Blizzard's constant updates ràped me

In west Philadelphia born and raised
Getting error 3003 is where I spend most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And a broken auction house, make you look like a fool
When a couple of guys
Who were being used to make this rhyme
Startin making D3 servers crash all the time
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'Blizzard would fix their shït if they actually cared'

I pulled up to the house about nine or ten
And I yelled to the cabbie 'I bet the server's down again'
I looked to my kingdom
I was feeling like you
I got to sit at my throne, and wait for Guild Wars two.