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hahahaha, while buying Condoms SHOULDN'T be embarrassing, you can run into some pretty funny situations.
A month ago, for example, I was in Seattle and went to a market there to get a box. They had self checkout as well so I thought there wouldn't be any problems. I get to the aisle of where the condoms are stocked and each box was encased in a locked plastic box.
From that point I knew it would get super interesting...go up to the self checkout, middle aged lady takes the plastic box and opens it with a bit of a panic look on her face...the anxiety in her starts building up as she realizes she can't fucking take the condoms out of the plastic encasement LOL. All I'm doing is standing there waiting, along with other customers, awkwardly watching her fumble around with the box. After failing several times, Her co-worker, this big black dude, comes up to her and says, "GADDAAYUM, LADY, YOU RUININ' THIS MAN'S NIGHT." and takes the box.
They finally get it out of the encasing and the box is literally shrivelled up because they were pulling the shit out of it trying to get it out, hahaha.
Left the store. Everybody was happy. Who knew, eh?
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