I can see why they think it's me responsible, though. Of all 12 contestants, 9 are women and the other two dudes...I mean, one of them invites single women over on Valentine's Day and cooks for them. I'm not a woman and I don't swing that way but DAMMIT, that sounds f'n delightful.
While I talk about how much I'd eat penguins if tomorrow I found out penguins are delicious. EVEN THE CUTE ONES...so I'm the most likely to be an asshole.
