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Step 1) Learn how to shoot a bow and arrow
Step 2) Blindfold the girl and get into the car "it's a surprise" you says.
Step 3) Drive to remote location in squamish
Step 4) Take off blind fold.."Ok, see this bow? It shoots arrows. Now I'm going to give you a 10 minute head start... if I catch you, I'm gonna arrow you. HOW'S THAT FOR EXCITING YOU STUPID BITCH?
Step 5) Have sex.
You've already lost the game by playing into her hand which makes you just like every other guy.
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