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Old 07-27-2012, 08:10 PM   #53
Jason00S2000
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Originally Posted by Noir View Post
As for Jason2000, I can do you one better. My favourite, and most craziest reply I got after having sex/one-night-stand.... "sorry, what was your name again?"
A year or so ago, I fucked this girl after taking her home from a sausage party.

There were like 10 guys and 2 chicks at this party, it sucked! I stayed sober out of boredom and then managed to bring this tight bodied chick home and pound her after telling her about getting drive-thru of spicy chicken strips and a frosty. She didn't believe me how tasty the two flavours were together. Dip that shit, mmm, seduce any woman!

The next day she asked me if we could have a relationship based on drive-thru and sex
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