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A man on his deathbed says to his wife, "Honey, we have four beautiful children. Our first three are all so similar. Athletic, blond hair, green eyes... and our last... well he has brown hair and blue eyes and was never really all that coordinated. Now, I love you honey but I've always been suspicious. Is the fourth child mine or were you unfaithful?"
"Of course the fourth child is yours, sweetheart." The wife replied and the man died peacefully with a smile on his face.
As she closes his eyelids and begins go weep she thinks to herself, "Thank god he didn't ask about the first three."
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