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I personally love it when the go to in any situation is "you fuckin' around?"
Hey! I have a yeast infection...lets smell yo dick.
Hey I have a flat tire, you out fuckin'?
We seem to be out of cheerios. I just bought the box. You feeding yo bitches my cheerios?
Seriously!!! If you don't have a legit reason to suspect infidelity, then sit your ass down and actually just work on making a better relationship. This low self-esteem/I'm insecure bullshit is sooo annoying. If I had a girl turning everything into a fight about my supposed cheating, I'd probably find a piece of ass...fuck her to kill and say, "wasn't gonna...but you put the damned idea in my head. Happy?"
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