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So I got into lifting a few months ago, still pretty small. I'm on BLSS and today was Day 2 so I was doing my deadlifts. I had mexican for lunch and my stomach wasn't feeling very good, but I was determined to do my lifts because my dad's dying words were "Don't be a phaggot son." Anyways, I go to the gym and see a nice place open. Load up my weights, only doing 135 because I'm new at this. Anyways, I'm on my 2nd set and my bowels feel like they are about to explode. As I pick up the weights I let out a long, 3, maybe even 4 second fart. I look around scared, only this one guy saw me. He is trying to cover his laughter but its obvious and I feel really insecure. I do my other sets and decide this cheeky kuny wasn't gonna get in the way of me making my late father proud. I rape the chit out of the last set and feel like a beast. I let out a final fart with the last rep to mark my territory. Alpha as fuark, I know. I mutter under my breath "I will burn OP's house down." I leave the gym to make a thread about it.
Cliffs
Started lifting
farted during deadlifts
******* laughs at me
avenge father's death by going HAM
fart again to mark territory
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