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Old 01-19-2013, 09:26 AM   #2
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Well, its not really his fault. It is widely known that Japanese girls all wear maid outfits. And, maybe he does think you ARE Japanese. Did you do anything that would make him think that? Did you eat sushi? Wear a kimono? Did you eat on the floor? Did you talk about Mt. Fuji a lot? He may have been misled.

The best thing to do would be to MAKE SURE he knows you are not Japanese. This could lead to great disappointment in the future. And, that last thing that the people of Japan need right now is a Japanese impersonator pooping on a cute, successful, wealthy dude's face. You may do it wrong. Everyone knows that Japanese women have the most amazing face-pooping skills and I am almost positive that you will not be able to do it that well....especially since you seem pretty timid.

Remember!! You MUST tell him!!! You could single-handedly destroy the Japanese face poop maid costume wearing culture.
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