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> Cute girl sits beside me on bus, plenty of other seats
> Forgot to turn down volume on phone before getting on bus
> Phone rings full volume, scramble to reject call
> Reject call, try to turn off phone
> Right before phone turns off, abortion call comes in, phone stuck ringing
> Turn phone around, tear off back plate, rip out battery
> Calmly put battery in wallet
> Notice people looking at me like a terrorist
GG life.
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