[BrRsn]

that's a real first world problem you're facing


I suggest expressing your true feelings to your friends. Inevitably this will lead to your ostracization from the group, and ultimately your complete dissociation from society as you know it. However, this will give you a valuable opportunity to sulk in the shadows and drown yourself in self pity. Perhaps you can get on good anti-depressents and live out the remainder of your sad, meaningless, miniscule existence as an overindulgent habitual prescription drug abuser (the blue collar criminal of the drug abuse world, if you will.); perpetuating the stereotypical firstworld problems and glorifying those less fortunate with you with your ability to make so little with an overabundance of so much.



tl;dr

it don't matter
honesty is the best policy
when in doubt whip it out
wrap it before you tap it