[Manic!]

Originally Posted by BurnoutBinLaden

Hi, Manic!. BurnoutBinLaden for Revscene News.

I'm here to get the answers that British Columbians want to hear. In the style of Stephen Harper, I have been authorized to ask you some pre-approved hand picked questions. So without further ado, let's get started.

1. Will the Northern Gateway Project and Trans Mountain Pipeline expansion help revitalize British Columbia's economy, create jobs and enhance investment in the province? The squeaky wheel gets the bitumen.

2. Marry, fuck, kill: Susan Lambert, President of the BCTF; Suzanne Anton, outspoken Vancouver councillor; that guy who called for cyclists to be allowed to do rolling stops.

3. The Times of India Film Awards showed that BC is the Pacific Rim's gateway. What other event involving super-rich people from the East should be hosted here next? (Speaking as a lowly journalist, I wouldn't mind a Shark Fin Expo at the Vancouver Convention Centre.)

4. Why hasn't Bill Vander Zalm had an "unfortunate occurance" yet?

5. So does Pamela Martin get around in the Legislature? Rumour has it that she would give handies to Bill Good just before the 6 o clock news.

I have know idea were to begin but for #3 I don't even think the awards have been broadcast yet. Unlike most award shows that are broadcast live.I don't think we will see any real economic benefit from the awards. Many Indian films have already been shot in BC.