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I have to take another shit? Uh-oh, it's diarrhea. Great, my anus is already sore from shitting twice earlier, and now a third one? Geez, I can hardly contain my excitement.
Oh wait, that super spicy ramen that made a man out of you earlier is coming out? Fuck. It feels like my sensitive starfish is being raped by an elephant..
Ok, I'm finally done. But how do I wipe now? Fuck wiping! I'm going to grab the showerhead and turn the toilet into a homemade bidet.
Mission accomplished.
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Owner of Vansterdam's 420th thanks. OH YEAUHHH.
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Did I tell you guys black is my favourite colour? My Ridgeline is black. My Honda Fit is black. Wish my dick was black........ LOL.
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Last edited by Razor Ramon HG; 04-17-2013 at 08:31 AM.
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