No. 1 Noodle House in Gastown
4/10 for the overall experience, although the food itself was not bad (maybe a 8+/10).
Schematically the place makes no god damn sense. They serve ramen, green salads, spring rolls, and have PBR on tap. They have an open kitchen where all they do is have guys stand there cooking noodles and ladling broth into a bowl. They have a mini-stage (that's to small to be used for anything entertaining) and like four pinball machines for no reason, and the men's room had red melted candle wax as decor.
Plus, they only take cash. The only plus side about the experience was that our waitress probably was not wearing a bra.
We went on a Tuesday night in the dead center of dinner rush, and they had maybe 4 tables other than us. Sad to say, because I actually quite enjoyed the food, but with what they're paying for rent (the place is massive for a place in Gastown), they'll probably be out of business soon.