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Old 07-25-2013, 09:05 PM   #671
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Some jokes I remember from elementary school....... so long ago, so jokes are a little innocent, LOL.


Q: What's the difference between a hormone and a vitamin?

A: You can't make a vitamin.......


Q: What's the difference between a nun and a whore?

A: One hopes for her soul, while the other has soap in her hole.
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