[ShadowBun]

Originally Posted by Matlock

I have this big black squirrel on steroids that lives around my house. He climbs up the stucco and rips apart some of the vinyl siding. This squirrel has huge legs, I'm always scared he will jump on my face and rip me a new one.

We like to grow vegetables and have a lot of flowers. He likes to nip at the zucchinis and dig up the flower pots.

One time he ripped open the window screen on the second floor and got in. Someone had to chase him out. My cat's too dumb and inbred to do anything, it gets scared of spiders. (Pure Persian)

He's a jerk.

Your Gandalf dude seems nice though.

The 2 should mate