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Old 09-13-2013, 10:03 AM   #16
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Rebel from business casual. Burn your khakis and wear a suit or jeans.

Time is too short to do your own laundry. 


When people don’t invite you to a party, you really shouldn’t go.
 And sometimes even when you are invited, you shouldn’t go.
 



Buy expensive sunglasses. Superficial? Yes, but so are the women judging you. And it tells these women you appreciate nice things and are responsible enough not to lose them.

Act like you’ve been there before. It doesn’t matter if it’s in the end zone at the Super Bowl or on a private plane.

Do not use an electric razor. 


Desserts are for women. Order one and pretend you don’t mind that she’s eating yours.


Throw parties. 
But have someone else clean up the next day.

Place-dropping is worse than name-dropping.


Feigning unpretentiousness is worse than being pretentious. Cut it out with the vintage Polo and that ’83 Wagoneer in Nantucket.
make it until you fake it
WTB laundry maid
some glaring points in his post...the author comes off as extremely superficial.
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