[Tim Budong]

hue hue hue...

Now, this is a story all about how/
a goalie flipped mask design upside-down/
and we'd like to take a minute just sit right here/
and we'll tell you why Jordan Binnington has the mask of the year.
In West Richmond Hills, born and raised/
on the hockey rink is where he spent most of his days/
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxing all cool/
and stoppin’ some pucks on the frozen pool/
When a couple of goalies who were up to no good/
Started making trouble in his neighbor(u)rhood/
He got in one little fight and his mom got crass/
She said, “You’re puttin’ that nice Will Smith on your next mask.’

He asked for a mask and when it came by/
It had a wolf on the top and the side was so fly/
If anything he could say that this mask was fresh/
Too bad there wasn’t room for DJ Jazzy Jeff.

Playing goalie for Chicago is Jordan’s task/
He yelled to his artist, 'Yo holmes, nice mask'
He looked at his crease/
He was finally there/
On the side of his face was the Prince of Bel Air.

Y! SPORTS