My original buddy disappeared
RIP
Got a new one today.
Agnes: Hello
Me: Hullo thur
Agnes: How are you?
Me: just fune you
Agnes: am also fine...
Me: wunderful
Agnes: can u tell me more about ur self
Me: i'm a 48 year old disabled man who lives with his elderly mother. i am a registered sex offender but don't let that stop you from talking to me, sweetie
Agnes: what do u do for living?
Me: I get a check from the government every month and return bottles and cans for money to get high with
Agnes: do u livined in ur own house
Me: I live in my mother's house
Agnes: why not having ur own house
Me: I cannot get a job because I am a registered sex offender
Agnes: what is the mean of that
Me: It means I was caught by the police doing something I shouldn't have with someone who wasn't old enough or conscious enough or untied enough for me to say what I was doing was okay. But she wanted it, I swear
Agnes: are u new to skpe
Me: Yes I heard about it when I was walking through the mall following some teenage girls. They were talking about it and I wanted to meet them so I signed up
Agnes: hmmmm
Me: where are you from
Agnes: gh
Me: what is gh
Agnes: Ghana
Me: Is that near Alabama?
Agnes: no
Me: oh okay. near china?
Agnes: is in africa
Me: oh are you a negro?
Agnes: africa
Me: negro?
Agnes: bye am going to sleep
Me: plz talk to me