Originally Posted by howattzer
Queue the banjos.......
The Diavel went down to Bayside, he was looking to mount a wheel,
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind, and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this Mosquito on a bench and he was playin' it cool,
And the Diavel jumped upon a 90 buck service but said: "Kevin, I ain’t no fool.
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a baller too.
And if you'd care to scuff my wheel, I’ll make a fool outta you"
"Now you pose a pretty good pose, boy, but give the Diavel his due:
"I bet a Duc against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's JM1 and it might be a sin,
"But scuff my wheel, you’re gonna regret, 'cos I'm the poserist that's ever been."
JM1 you rosin up your bow and you play your story hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Bayside, and the Diavel is now scarred,
And if you win you get this wheel made of gold.
But if you lose, the Diavel gets your soul.
The Diavel opened up his laptop and he said: "I'll start this shit show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he posted, row upon row.
And he pulled the brake fluid across the reservooir, and it made an evil hiss.
Then the paint peeled off, fluid leaked out, it looked like alien piss
When the Diavel was finished, Mosquito said: "I ain;t gonna drop that oil
"The plug is stripped, the Duc shop goofed up, I ain;t gonna cause turmoil.
Fire on down on BCSB, run boys, run.
The Diavel is in the house of the risin' sun.
Fluid on the reservoir, scratches on the wheel,
Does Bayside take the blame, hell no, that’s not the deal.
The Diavel bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that post upon the ground at Mosquito’s feet.
Kevin said: "Diavel never come back, I don’t wanna see you again,
cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best there's ever been."
And he played fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
The Diavel is crying now, in the house of BCSB
Fluid on the reservoir, scratches on the wheel,
Does Bayside take the blame, hell no, that’s not the deal.
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