I guess I'll add another one - sometimes I drive my dad's beige Sienna, and I was waiting for a friend in front of her apartment.
I'm sitting there on my phone, and the door opens, and some old lady gets in, sits down, and is putting on her seat belt when she sees me and nearly has a heart attack. I didn't say anything because 1) it was hilarious, and 2) I didn't want to scare her.
Anyway we had a good laugh, and seconds after a second beige Sienna pulls up behind me, as my friend comes down and sees this lady getting out of my car.
Perfect timings all around