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Old 10-20-2013, 02:03 AM   #92
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- random drunk blonde girl attempts to get into the back seat of my car to take a selfie at a car show, soon followed by random drunk blonde girls friend, random drunk brunette girl taking typical myspace selfie angle shot.
my reaction "thanx for keeping the white carpets clean, and remembering to wear underwear"

- "at night, it blings, during day, it blends in with all the other gold corollas"

- random old guy, "WTH?! i havent seen paint jobs like this since the 70s!"

- random white girl at car show "OMG, i love your car!"

- co worker, "its so sparkly"

- distant friend "wtf were you thinking?!"

- bodyshop "...you want to do what?! seriously?!"

- guy on harley as we pull up to the red light (i had a bad exhaust leak) "that almost sounds like an american V8", i reply back "naaa, its just 2 japanese inline 4's!"

- had to gun it to merge onto hwy, merged off of highway and stop at a red light on the overpass, silver c5 corvette guy pulls next to me and yells out "wow, wasnt expecting that v8 sound from your car"

- random old asian guy in a sl63 amg gives me the thumbs up as we crawl through traffic... then realizes i was his service advisor earlier.

- distant friend "hate it..."
my reply, "good, last thing i wanted to attract was asian douchbag guys with this car"

best one to date, not trying to stereotype, but fresh paint, driving through surrey, got a random thumbs up from a taxi driver.
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