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Old 10-25-2013, 06:58 AM   #35
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Yes, great thread made even greater. Nice work EB.

Do you think about your next encounter and what you're going to say, or is this all spontaneous? "This is a robbery" as a password is hilarious/genius.

Thank you!

And I usually have no idea what I'm going to say. I got lucky today because I had a lull in work so I could pay attention to "Alice". There have been other times I have been talking to one, got absorbed in my work, and when I came back they were gone so obviously they didn't make this thread.

The most recent chat was inspired by a friend of mine in the UK who actually texts me like that. Speaking to her she sounds like a normal person but once she puts fingers to touchscreen she goes full retard.

Nowadays when people want me to send them my pic I just send them this picture of Ron Swanson/Nick Offerman



They always say "Very handsome!!!!!"
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She taught me right from wrong and always told me to stay positive and help others no matter how small the deed - that helping others gives us meaning to carry on. The sun is out today and it's a new day. Life is good. I just needed a slap in the face.
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