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Old 11-14-2013, 05:50 PM   #13
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OP, to answer your question...sadly, the latter chapters of pre calculus 12 will be hell. Later on, bitchez will be sweatin and your focus on math will deteriorate. Sorry it's the truth. Now you may ask...SpeedStars, you've been to high school, how do you study? Well..very easy. First things first, you must purchase a Toyota AE86, DONT ask any questions because questions are for losers(and you're not a loser right!). Second, bring your pre calc text, calculator and most importantly, your cup of milk( you should know why, milk is brain food). Lastly, head up to Mount Seymour where it is quiet and start studying while going down hill. REMEMBER, DONT SPILL THE MILK! ( you need it, remember! Brain food!) The adrenaline when you're going downhill will pressure you into solving math questions super fast, so fast that everything around you slows down. Eventually, you will hit a time paradox known as...the Fujiwara Zone and your average at the end of the year will increase to 95%(just good enough for Harvard, but barely)
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