[SkinnyPupp]

Originally Posted by stewie

dated a super healthy kinda girl before...all her meat was cooked just to the point where it would be safe to eat...all vegetables she ate would be raw, no salt was allowed. she'd take a spoonful of liquid ginger shit a day which would make her breath reek for the next hour and she would try to convert me which I figured she would try...
its quite nice, I don't fart around my gf, she doesn't do it around me.
but the health girl...her bathroom was beside her bedroom, it was an older house, so the heat vent was in the wall at the bottom and went straight through to the bathroom...several times i could hear her going in at 3-4 am to unload....fucking thing sounded like she was trying to get every last bit out of a ketchup bottle...for 2 minutes straight. then the smell that would go into her room was enough to make me want to puke!

no more vegetarians/super health conscious people for me...

Fuck man can't even imagine rimming her after knowing that