A friend of mine with some professional equipment spent a full day waxing and cleaning the disgusting grime off from all over the car. Now it looks amazing, minus the blemishes that you can see clearly now. Bittersweet.
Also Removed the Subaru badge from the right side of the trunk and the STi rally sticker that came with the car. I think it looks way cleaner. I'm still using a potato iPhone 4, sorry.
Before: (The only picture that I could find showing both)
After:
