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Old 04-13-2014, 03:17 PM   #683
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The Germans train two super spies during WWII. They send them to London to gather intelligence from the enemy.

When the spies arrive, they go into a bar and ask the bartender for two martinis.

The bartender asks, "Dry?"

"NICHT DREI, ZWEI!"
DREI = 3 in German...
ZWEI = 2 in German...

"The Bartender asks, "Dry?"

"Not THREE, TWO!"
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