Canoe x 2
Selling my canoes to the first person / people who calls and shows up with cash...
I'll sell one for $25 or both for $60.
Very sturdy, no leaks and great for the weekend warrior or family guy.
Sorry, the chickens aren't included (I still need the eggs).
Wait.. Why does it cost more to buy both instead of just one? That's not how deals work! Hopefully he throws in some eggs in there if i decide to snag both.