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Kay.. here's another couple shitty stories from work.
About a month ago, I went in to hose and sweep the changeroom again, and in a different stall, was diarrhea and shit all over the wall. It literally looked like someone took a shit, stood up, bent over, and shot shit all over. It covered the toilet, and ended at about 4 feet up on the wall. How someone can spurt so much poop still bewilders me.
Now, this is what the staff call "Diarrhea Sunday". This was in 2011 or so. Some old guy, started leaking in the shallow end of the pool. He notices, then wades over slowly to the ramp to get out. For some reason, he starts wiping his soiled shorts with his hand, and then grabs the handrail to help himself get out. There are now shitty handprints on the rail, and you can see shitty footprints leading from the stairs of the pool to the changeroom. A coworker goes in, and finds the footprints leading to the washroom, and finds a patty on the ground, near the toilet. The pool was completely shut down for the rest of the day, and about 400 bucks of chlorine was added to kill everything. Best part was, the dude got his pass renewed for free.
I've decided that when I get old and need to renew my pass, I'm gonna take a massive shit in the pool and complain that I'm old.
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