[bcrdukes]

What is graduating earlier going to do for you?

Earn you $1,000,000? Make you 100x more intelligent? Run the Boston Marathon faster than the current record time?

You have all the time in the world!

Do co-op. Get a better job than your fucking dumbass chump friends. Or ask yourself this: "Do I want to be a lazy Hipster hanging out at a coffee shop on Main Street doodling my dreams and desires, writing poems about regret?"