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Old 06-24-2014, 07:04 AM   #1028
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Tall Timbers is easily the worst course around. I played it once, only made it to the 8th hole when my cart got stuck in the muddy fairway mid summer. Me and my buddy said fuck this, took our clubs off and walked to the car.

Also heard a story about the beer cart girl. An ex-coworker of mine went to a stag that started there and they were told "If you treat the beer girl right, she'll treat you right". Long story short, they paid for some cart gummers, on-green putter show etc and two guys tag teamed her in an SUV later on that night when she met up with them at the club. The tag team was free. She only charges for what goes down on the course, apparently.

Despite hearing this story after I played, I still haven't gone back. That's how shitty the course is.
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