By "classic," of course, I mean appalling garbage...
Ladies and gentleman, the three most popular sportbike-themed movies I could remember in the brief amount of time I spent planning this thread...
Biker Boyz
Year : 2003
Starring : Laurence Fishburne (why???)
Orlando Jones
Kid Rock
Budget : $24m
If you haven't seen this film, don't. If you have, I apologize for reminding you about it. Clearly an attempt to bank some dollars based on the success of The Fast and the Furious, this film would bore even the most squid-like 16 year old.
"I'v got enough heart to prove you aren't half the man you think you are." SIGH
Torque
Year : 2004
Starring : Ice Cube
..and others
Budget : $40m
This film, allegedly, was from the producer of TFATF, SWAT and XXX. Unfortunately he didn't get a budget for this one and his star was Ice Cube who was basically playing the same role he plays in every movie, Ice Cube... *insert Ice Cue grimace*
....and finally...
Cool As Ice
Year : 1991
Starring : Vanilla Ice
Budget : $6m
Vanilla Ice stars as a rapper who travels from city to city performing. Naturally, he and his crew ride on motorbikes. Something happens, he falls in love with a girl, tells her to "Drop that zero and get with the hero." Blah blah blah.
