I vote for some empathy for the OP. It's obvious that he needs money, and is desperately looking for some kind of solution. He should first seek help, if his head isn't right, and forget all these "ideas" because his strength is not entrepreneurship.
HondaCRZy: Please realize that, in general, the good things in life don't just rain down from the sky as venture capital. Most people don't go from zero to millions, overnight. Take the path that'll get you to a place you can make use of your skills doing something you can enjoy, and take pride in. Be forewarned, you're working your way up, and the path isn't always easy, but when you finally arrive at the destination, you'll see that all the bullshit was worth it. For me, it was 2 jobs, a certificate, and 11 years later before I got my awesome job as IT guy.
