Quote:
Originally Posted by BeeBeeAhn
He brought me red roses covered in glitter. I am now covered in red glitter and so is the rest of my house. Not sure if happy as fuck or annoyed as fuck.
|
I hate glitter too. It doesn't come to me on roses, but on Christmas cards instead. 
__________________
Do Not Put Aftershave on Your Balls. -604CEFIRO
Looks like I'm gonna have some hot sex again tonight...OOPS i got the 6 pack. that wont last me the night, I better go back and get the 24 pack! -Turbo E
kinda off topic but obama is a dilf - miss_crayon
Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
|