well, now that I'm home and bored, I figured I'd share a photo or two
my sexy scar for life...as far as future women are concerned, it was a shark attack while surfing in australia! the cut goes past my hairline, so it'll always be visible.
however, my girlfriend wants me to die my hair black and take up this look...
trust me, this feels worse than it looks...
laying on a pillow, shift my head during the night, stretches the scalp, wake up with bloody face and pillow. yay...
and I know what your all thinking, and yes, I know I'm a stud muffin.
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forgot to add:
I can barely open my jaw. i can open it maybe 1 1/2 inches at most before its maxed out. i asked surgeon why, his response: "when I peeled your skin over, your jaw muscle came with it and its now overstretched. it'll take a while for it to ease up, just keep trying to chew and little by little it'll be back to normal"