Fuck. To make matters worse, my car slipped out of gear and took off for a walk by itself down my townhouse complex. Ended up taking out a no parking sign and decided to rest on a raised grass divider. Luckily no real damage to my car (small scratch on the underside of the rear bumper) and the strata president just laughed and said he didn't care about the sign.
Maybe I should avoid cars for a while...