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Old 10-04-2014, 11:42 AM   #20
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Originally Posted by Knight_KB View Post
uh that doesnt matter unless you're trying to wife the chick. also, dont do anything without a jimmyhat and for the love of all things holy, do not under any circumstances go down on her. follow some simple rules and all will be good.



keep a lime/lemon beside the bed.

squirt it all over your fingers.

start to finger her.

if she squirms in pain, shes got a few open sores and you should probably back away
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