[fliptuner]

Dude... we found your car!! Victoria City, Victoria

We weren't looking for a smashed up Thunderbird when we went for a leisurely drive to Bear Creek today, but lucky for you we found it!! At first we were worried about how we could return it to its rightful owner, but then we found some insurance papers with your name on them. I'm not good at tracking people down, so I passed the info on to the Sooke RCMP (I hear they're good at that sort of thing). It'll probably be super easy for them to find you too since your Facebook profile has multiple pictures of you with the car. Thanks for the added comment about "bringing it up to the woods to give it a redneck funeral"... That makes it easier to identify you as the rightful owner. So... You should be contacted shortly on how to get your car back. No need to thank me. Just being a good citizen.