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Old 12-05-2014, 05:55 PM   #55
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FishTaco you sound like the guy who believes every bad story you heard from your buddies buddies brothers cousins sister in law.

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That's a great story about the bahamas... Did they call you 'white boy'? Did you call everyone 'blackie'? If you walk around calling people 'Asian' here you would get sorted out real quick. When they say 'farang', it's generally followed by an eye roll and in a demeaning tone.
They rolled their eyes at you? You poor thing! Wherever I go I call the locals "locals", if you don't want at least a bit of a hard time for being a tourist then stay the fuck at home cause you're gonna be a "farang" or a "haolie" or some variation anywhere you go, either to your face or behind your back.

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How about, taxi offers to sell you weed, then phones his friend to have you arrested so he can get commission. Police show up, arrest, take you ATM machine and drain it, then kill you in jail and say it was suicide.
How about, I'm not a dumbfuck tourist stupid enough to purchase illegal drugs in a foreign ass country. It's the same shit as people panicking about the safety of Mexico because a few people got killed, yet the people killed went to sketchy areas and bought drugs from sketchy people and that shit has risks everywhere.
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reading this thread is like waiting for goku to charge up a spirit bomb in dragon ball z
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