12-09-2014, 03:39 PM
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#20027
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God of Unce
Join Date: May 2008
Location: ASOT
Posts: 7,828
Thanked 167 Times in 43 Posts
Failed 285 Times in 103 Posts
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Try married friends.
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Originally Posted by PARANOiA-R34
Friend 1: Works for minimum wage.
Buys $700 iPhone for GF as Xmas gift.
"Hey I can't do boys night anymore, money's really tight right now"
Friend 2: BROS FOR LIFE, BROS BEFORE HOES FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY
Gets GF.
Becomes terribly whipped and essentially forgets all of his friends, literally right after they finally have sex.
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Dafuq. I hate my friends.
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