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Originally Posted by Akinari
Emissions and safety regs is what has ultimately brought the automotive industry to what it is now, for better or for worse...
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Can't wait for the day where my car scolds me for swearing and drives me home instead of allowing me to hit my dealer for some blow
Car: "Jason you need to go home and sleep, your girlfriend will not like you drinking more and doing drugs"
Me: "Fuck you car, drive me to Cordova and Carrell"
Car: "Sorry Jason, you're going home, I'm activating the seat belt restraint feature as you are becoming non-compliant to Bill C-69 which prevents aggressive men from having control over a steering wheel. I am now injecting you with a sedative so you calm down."
Me: "Fuck you caaaaar...... zzzz..."