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Originally Posted by RCubed
At uni.
Hanging with a group of friends including this one girl that I had a thing for.
We all started watching a movie and she got "tired" and asked me to help bring her to bed.
Get to room, then she asks me to get into bed with her.
We start kissing.
I notice a strong green onion smell from her.
She makes a move.
Cant stop thinking about green onions.. excused myself I said i wasn't feeling well. Went home.
She was leaving to Toronto the next day. She texted me "Youre an asshole" in the morning.
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If at that time your penis didn't convince your brain that you LOVE smelling green onions, then your penis is disappoint.