this isn't as butt-clenching as some of yours, but:
got off work one late night
taking 41 bus home
meet this cute Brazilian girl at the bus stop, and we start talking
we talk about random things throughout the bus ride, and she's conspicuously flirtatious (sitting pressed right up beside me, slapping my arm)
i don't nab her # because i have gf
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Originally Posted by RCubed
At uni.
Hanging with a group of friends including this one girl that I had a thing for.
We all started watching a movie and she got "tired" and asked me to help bring her to bed.
Get to room, then she asks me to get into bed with her.
We start kissing.
I notice a strong green onion smell from her.
She makes a move.
Cant stop thinking about green onions.. excused myself I said i wasn't feeling well. Went home.
She was leaving to Toronto the next day. She texted me "Youre an asshole" in the morning.
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i laughed harder than i should've