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Old 01-26-2015, 03:06 PM   #95
320icar
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that is epic.

my buddy is doing an asia trip right now (believe hes in Thailand still) and he texted me the other morning. "i goof'd up. hooking up with a dutch blonde and went back to her place. she went to brush her teeth and i stripped and went into her bed. passed the fuck out and woke up in the morning with her not in the mood".

*pours drink on ground for da homie*
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